August 21, 2004

Gay Husband

What does a wife do when she finds out her husbands gay? She turns around and takes it like a man.

August 20, 2004

Foreplay

Why don't women blink during foreplay? - They don't have time.

August 19, 2004

Flasher who was thinking of retiring

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? - He decided to stick it out for one more year!

August 18, 2004

Energizer Bunny

What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards? - He keeps coming and coming and coming...

August 17, 2004

Entered his dog at Crufts

Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? - He got 16 months.

August 16, 2004

Electric Trains

Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? - They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.

August 15, 2004

Drunken woman in a pub

A lady stumbles into a bar. She says, "Beertender, give me a dribble martuni, and put a pickle in it."

He gives it to her, and she drinks it down.

She says, "Beertender, give me another dribble martuni, and put a pickle in it." He gives it to her, and she drinks it down.

She says, "Beertender, give me another dribble martuni, and you better put two pickles in it, because... because I've got heartburn."

The bartender says, "Look, lady...it's not beertender, it's bartender. It's not a martuni, it's a martini. It's not a dribble, it's a double. That's not a pickle, it's an onion. And you haven't got heartburn, "

You have your left tit in the Ashtray!"