August 14, 2004

Erotic and Kinky

What's the difference between erotic and kinky? - Erotic is when you use a feather, Kinky is when you use the whole chicken

August 13, 2004

Paycheck and a Penis?

What is the difference between a paycheck and a penis? - You can always find a girl to blow your paycheck for you.

August 12, 2004

Prostitute on Crack

What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute? - A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

August 11, 2004

Condom flight

Why did the condom fly across the room? - Because it got p*ssed off.

August 10, 2004

Sticky Pants

Three guys walk into a local drugstore and walk to the cash register.

The first guy says, "Im 36 and I need to buy some condoms!" the lady at the cash register ask's what size he was. He replied he didnt know, so she pulled him to the side and stuck her hand down his pants, went to the mike and said extra large condoms to the cash register.

The next guy was 26 and asked the young lady the same thing, she pulls him over to the side and puts her hands down his pants goes to the mike and said large condoms to the cash register please.

The next man was 16 and asked the same question, she pulls him to the side, sticks her hands down his pants and went to the mike and said clean up at the cash register!

August 09, 2004

A Chicken Cums

A chicken and egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette, a satisfied smile on his face. The egg is frowning and looking a little ticked. After a moment, the egg turns to the chicken and mutters, 'Well, I guess we finally answered that question.'

August 08, 2004

Icing off the Cake

One night this little girl and her mother were going for a walk in the park and the little girl seen two teenagers having sex underneath a tree and the little girl asked her mother what they were doing and she said "um there making cakes".

So the next day they went to the zoo and the little girl saw two monkeys having sex and she asked her mother what are they doing and she told her "well there making cakes".

So the next day the little girl tells her mother that she saw her and her daddy making cakes last night and the mother said oh really and the little girl said "yeah I licked the icing off the sofa last night.