August 07, 2004

No blowjob

What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? - Your wife will always blow your bonus!

August 06, 2004

Boiled Egg

What did the egg say to the boiling water? - "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

August 05, 2004

Best thing about a blowjob?

What's the best thing about a blowjob? - 10 minutes of peace and quiet.

August 04, 2004

Banana vibrator

What did the banana say to the vibrator? - "I don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!"

August 03, 2004

American beer and making love in a small rowing-boat

What does American beer and making love in a small rowing-boat have in common? - They are both f*cking close to water!

August 02, 2004

Air and sex

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

August 01, 2004

1 Million Sperm

Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize one egg? - They don't stop to ask for directions.