July 03, 2004

Long & Hard

What's long, hard, and has semen in it? - A submarine!

July 02, 2004

Little boy

A little boy walks in on his parents in the middle of a romantic interlude and asks if he can hop on his daddy's back. The father doesn't see any harm, so he agrees, and they continue. When things started to really heat up the little boy leaned down and whispered in his father's ear, "Hold on tight, daddy, this is usually where me and the postman get bucked off."

July 01, 2004

Leprosy

This male prostitute contracted leprosy. He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.